Hangover Realisations; What Melbournians Dream About After Espresso Martinis
Day 139 of The Andie Chronicles
The water running across my back should have soothed my pounding head, dry mouth and the knot twisted in my stomach.
Alas, it was doing jack shit right now.
You can’t undo the effects of espresso martinis followed by straight vodka, with a few measly ice cubes, with a simple shower.
Nor can you undo the memory of your ex pretending to be some knight in shi…