How Shallow Will You Go In A Relationship?

And what if the deal breaker was someone with zero hygiene?!

In case this is our first time meeting, welcome to 1 Lovelock Drive.

At this humble address in the middle of Melbourne’s suburbia is where I transcribe the events between me and my three friends/colleagues/ride or die/confidants — GG, James and Sophia.

Together, we’re attempting (succeeding and failing all at the same time) to break away from the private …