There's Always A Good Time To Reinvent Yourself. But Not When You're Dating.

And when the guy keeps you waiting, you wonder whether it's worth it or not.

In case this is our first time meeting, welcome to 1 Lovelock Drive.

At this humble address in the middle of Melbourne’s suburbia is where I transcribe the events between me and my three friends/colleagues/ride or die/confidants — GG, James and Sophia.

Together, we’re attempting (succeeding and failing all at the same time) to break away from the private …