Act Like A Child In Business And Expect People To Sneak Around With Your Rich Boyfriend

Why Rich Men Won’t Stay Out Of Their Poor Ex’s Lives

Wake Up In A Millionaire’s Melbourne Penthouse; It’s The Best Thing For Heartbreak And Deception

A Billboard With Your Ex-BFFs On It Should Be Enough To Tell You How Screwed You Are.

Head To The Paris End Of Melbourne For Designer Shopping And Men In Suits Looking For One Thing

Sunday Morning Shagging Screams Reminds You’re Not Married To Your Roommate

Polite Penthouse Soirees Make For the Perfect Opportunity For BFFs To Let You Down

Broken-Hearted Girls Should Quit Talking About Exes If They Don’t Want New Roommates.

How To Catch Your Best Friend “Having It Off” With Your Ex; Stalk Business Conferences

Self Imposed Isolation Only Results In One Thing; Missing Out On Fabulous Parties And Stopping Your Ex From Resurfacing

Ex Demands His Things Back And The Only Solution? Take Advice From A Cheating Married Man, Of Course!

Prude Friends Hunt For Threesomes; It’s Then You Realise Why You Should Keep A Full Wine Fridge